Not Me Monday - God's Man Edition I did not spend an hour at work counseling two husbands to be more patient with their wives and later I snapped at my bride later that night and today I did not write a poem to my wife while sitting in a meeting with executives. I did not get called out by one of my peers during said meeting and then proceeded to read notes that I had prepared in case I got caught. I did not hide in the bathroom and read while my youngest was battling going to sleep and screaming. I did not run around my house being excited about how clean our house was after our first cleaning session. I certainly did not get in an argument with God and embarrass myself when he showed me my error. I did not get jealous when I listened to some of the other husbands here at work. They did not laugh at me when I told them that I cooked dinner and gave my little ones baths. I did not stick my tongue out at them when they called me hen-pecked. I did not use the word fricken at work today. That's enough for my first foray in this Not Me Monday which I first saw over at my friend Momo's blog. The origin of Not Me Monday is at MckMama's Blog. If you've got a blog then join in on the fun.