God's Man | I Am A Dirty Liar...

I have been a complete fraud this November.  I have been telling anyone who would ask that I was having a miserable time getting my novel done.  I hope that those of you who have been praying for me and trying to motivate me to get back to it will find it in your hearts to forgive me because today this is what appeared after uploading my novel for validation.  There was also this text to greet.  > You did it, writer. Pitted against a merciless deadline and battling hordes of distractions—including the most tempting fall TV season that's been unleashed upon novelists in decades—you kept at it. Now you've arrived at a place that very few NaNoWriMo participants ever see: The winner's circle. Overhead, the November sky is bursting with fireworks celebrating your victory, and the entire NaNoWriMo staff joins me in applauding your creative achievement. You did something amazing this month, novelist. We couldn't be prouder. We wish you well on your future adventures, and hope to see you for Script Frenzy in April, and have you back again with us for NaNoWriMo next November. Before you go, though, we have some NaNoWriMo Winner gifts for you! There are two paths to collecting them. We hope that NaNoWriMo meant enough to you that you will take a moment and make a tax-deductible contribution to help bring NaNoWriMo? and the Young Writers Program back in 2010. (If you've already donated, thank you so much!) I hope that my wife will forgive me because I kept her in the dark as well.  To all of those who dove into this NanoWriMo I hope that you enjoyed this as much as me.  I finally caught the unicorn!!!!!!   For those of you who are interested in seeing this draft, I want you to know that this will never see the light of day.  I am saving this file as a PDF in wingding font so that I know remember that I made it but I never want to read anything this horrible again.   - God's Man